We got in a little fight
On your way into work.
You know this wouldn’t happen
If you weren’t such a jerk.
Now I’m goin’ public
So everyone can see.
When I said you should start hittin’
I didn’t mean on me.
When I said you should start hittin’
I didn’t mean on me,
I meant to raise your average
Above .243.
Don’t swing at strikes one and two
and stand lookin’ at strike three.
When I said you should start hittin’
I didn’t mean on me.
I see they kicked you off the team
That’s just what they should do.
Both they and I are better off
Without a bum like you!
I didn’t cause your problems
As any fool can see!
When I said you should start hittin’
I didn’t mean on me.
When I said you should start hittin’
I didn’t mean on me.
I meant to raise your average
Above .243.
Don’t hit it softly on the ground
To start the 6-4-3.
When I said you should start hittin’
I didn’t mean on me.
